Daddy, Horn The Car!

I think you already know that while Max is mostly a big, friendly, gentle giant, he can be quite a monster when he is behind the wheels (especially if he is driving behind a really moronic, rude or slow driver).


I suddenly have a VERY STRONG fear that Ace will one day turn out like his father and I have good reason to feel that way...

We were actually making our way into the Tampines 1 shopping mall and because it was a saturday, there was a super duper long queue of cars waiting to go into the car park. As it is, I think there were at least 15 cars before us and so we predicted the queue to take quite some time.

Initially, we passed time by talking about security guards and what do they do for a living and whether they can catch people, the next 5 min, we wasted quibbling over who was the one who farted in the car and stink up the whole car... and then the next 5 minutes we spent with Ace giving our a National Day Concert Repertiore.. he was singing all the national dayish songs that he learnt in school for us...

And all throughout, our car was moving really slowly.. like moving forward one car space every 3- min or so.

After a particularly long bout of being in the same spot, Max started complaining about the queue and then all of a sudden, my son shout out loud... "Papa, horn that car in front!"

I was really shocked when I heard that.

I asked Ace why he asked papa to horn the car and he said, "That uncle is sleeping lah!"

But the man in front who was drivng a golden car was obviously not sleeping as I saw his arm moving and so I asked Ace how he knew the man is sleeping...

"His car is not moving! He is sleeping, horn his car!" Ace exclaimed very loudly...

I cannot help it and had to laugh out very loud. Like father, like son indeed.

Max, however, was a "BAD FATHER", not only did he NOT educate Ace on the virtues of patience and why random horning at people's car is rude, he actually was glad his son said that and even HIGH FIVE with Ace just because of this.

Hai.......

PS: We just had an exhiliarating experience driving our coach's Brabus Merc SL55... Max commented tat when he owns a car like tat, he will probably be even more irritated at the slow and stupid drivers who got no common sense and clog up the roads.. hahahaha...

PPS: In our personal opinions, a huge group of the irritating drivers who are silly and clog the roads are old men drivin MERC! That was the reason why we said we favour BMW over Merc. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...

PPPS: I told Ace that Uncle Arthur bought a transformer car (cos the car can open up its top) and Ace was so excited and said he wanted to sit in the car too ;) I think though if he really did he might be too scared cos tat car is so fast m heart cannot stop thumping and my runny nose totally cleared after one ride in the car!


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