SEXY ZOO!

Right... so how come the zoo is SEXY right?

The zoo is sexy because that is where we see ANIMALS do some 'sexy moves'.

Sigh...

The other day, Daddy had some zoo tickets and so we brought Ace to the zoo again.

I dunno why like tat.. is it because I healed my sexual guilt and so with my gift of sexuality opened up and chakra opened up so all the animals see me do strange stuff?

First, we saw an ostrich who walked over and posed so gracefully for the camera ... and he looked and posed soooooooo gracefully and then all of a sudden when we were trying to pose so tat we can take pic with the ostritch, he took out his ding ding and pee loads of water on the floor like a waterfall. And to add to the MAGNIFICENT VIEW, he continued to POO as well.

We were all so shocked we did not know what to say and before we could respond, like a transformer robot, his ding ding started to shrink and hide under his feathers until you cannot see it anymore.

And then, furthur down, we were looking at this baboon and it was sitting cross legged. In between the legs, there was a little hole... and there was a little stick peeping out from the hole and the baboon was moving his backside forwards and backwards... I asked Daddy, "What do you think he is doing ah?"

And Daddy said he probably is masturbating... and when he opened his legs, his very erected member proved that daddy was right...

I laughed and laughed so hard...

After tat we went to see the dunno wat monkey, also masturbating.. but tat one we din manage to take a pic...

I wonder what it all means...

Anyway, of cos those are not the ONLY pics we took lah... if you want to see more of our pics at the zoo, click HERE.

And, no, I did not highlight the incidents to Ace and did not try to explain about the birds and the bees because of this. 2.5years old a little too young right?:) Hahahaha...

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