
And then she let us go down at this strange place tat we have never seen before lor.. and I saw this car.. and then I asked Max, "Oh dear, did she drop us off at the wrong place? This is dong he gu zhen leh..." And equally worried, Max approached to ask a shopkeeper where is Shuhe Old Town to which she replied, "This IS Shuhe Old Town.."
And then Max luffed and luffed at me for being a kuku lor.. for the rest of the trip he din let me forget how I read the sign wrongly...
























































On our way home, he kept telling me thank you and that he loves me.. and he cannot even walk properly.. as we couldnt really see that well as most of the lights were off, I took out my torchlight AKA iphone with Torchlight app and max said "Wah, your iphone very good ah.. very value for money..."
And then he started like walk left and right so I put his arm over my shoulders and walked with him like tat.. and then we saw a group of people appearing in front of us.. there were about 10 of them.. they look like they are in their twenties and I think they were lost because someone was saying, " I dunno where is the hotel.. I dunno if I should turn left or turn right here..." and then Max upon seeing them, took his arm away from his shoulder and then tried to walk properly like himself.. (perhaps tat is his way of trying to protect me because he did not want them to know he is drunk...)
But then, he did the most unthinkable.. he IMITATED everything they said and they turned to look at us.. at this point, my husband started growl and bark like a dog.. so I asked Max to shut up and diam diam and walk quickly.. hoping that they would not turn to hit us.. but as Max is quite tall and big and his dog growls were really menancing (he went grrrrrr, gruff gruff), I think they were also scared...
And then we finally got to our hotel and I told him to climb the stairs carefully as i was behind him.. "Dun fall down and make me flat hor.." I told him jokingly...
"Orh.." he said and promptly went on his fours and climbed up the stairs like a DOG!
When he reached the stairway of level two, he lay down on the floor and said, "Take picture, picture!"
And after I took a picture, he scrambled to his feet and went to our room...subsequently, he vomitted a few times in the sink and toilet bowl and even fell down once in the toilet.. and all I could do is just sit on my bed and wait for him to sleep...
But he felt bad about the mess and wanted to clean it.. unfortunately, the drainage system there not very good.. so he could not clean it properly...
But he finally decided tat he couldnt clean the toilet and went to sleep at 2 plus am...
And then maid Minah went to clean the toilet till 4am then sleep.. I shall spare you the details...as it was disgusting... Hai... The conclusion I had was that this is an almost perfect trip... while I was cleaning the toilet, I cheered myself up and told myself, "Okie, this is for the bag he bought me.. this is for the skirt he bought me.. etc" hahahaha...

BEcause of this, I have already given him a rule to follow.. when i am around, he is only allowed to drink two cups of anything tat is not beer.. for beer, I allow 4 bottles or 4 glasses.. and tat's it.. no more plum whiskey for max! Hahahahahaha
PS: he sure will say why I tell the whole world about his chou shi... BUT LEH, there is a chinese saying tat goes, if you dun want pple to know.. then dun do it.. perhaps it will encourage him to stay sober and drink slowly when I am around to clean his messs.. hahahahahah... I hope he also realizes how much "LOVE" i have for him lor.. cos actually I cannot stand vomit one. I see other pple vomit I will feel like vomitting myself... But I cleaned his dam mess up.. yikes, as i write this i can still smell the smell.. :P Bleah....
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