Aunty Killer

Ace is a ‘see lai sat sao’ (aunty killer)!

Yes, all his aunties (my sis, my friends, hubby’s friends, my sis’s friends even) absolutely adore him.

Power, a friend of my sis, adores him so much she has downloaded his pictures from this blog and used them as her desktop wallpaper! Even my insurance agent cum friend, Alvin, says he feels like getting married and having his own kid when he sees Ace.

Need more proof of his charm? It happened at my birthday celebration.

Yes, it was MY birthday celebration BUT my friends were actually ‘fighting’ for Ace’s attention!

Once Aunty KP arrived, she started playing at Ace and he was happily smiling at her. I then told them that Ace likes pretty women and smiles at all pretty women.

Upon hearing this, Aunty Linda the Diva decided to use the surefire trick I mentioned in my blog (see, there ARE rewards for reading my blog) about how to make Ace smile and she immediately started doing the “Ah Geng Geng…” thingy with Ace.

He smiled.

Hahaha.. ok, Aunty Linda the Diva is now certified PRETTY.

Not to outdone. Aunty GH also tried to make Ace smile. Yet for some unknown reason, whenever Ace sees her, he gave her the *blur* look. No matter how hard she tried. He just refused to smile.

Maybe Ace got tired of smiling. Maybe.. hahaha..

But the two aunties (Linda has got her fair share of playing with babies when her nieces and nephews were young) KP and GH just could stop bending down (showing Ace their cleavage.. oops) and playing with him.

But it doesn’t stop there!

After a sumptuous meal at Sakae Sushi, we went to Café Cartel for birthday cake.

Yet once the candle was blown out and pictures taken, it became photo time for Ace and his favourite aunties. To GH’s relieve and delight, Ace finally smiled when he was taking a photo with her. (He should! She looks good after losing almost 10kg for her ROM!)

Alas, the aunties are all inexperienced with babies and do not know how to carry Ace properly.

After loads of ‘oohs and ahhs’ at how cute Ace looks, we started to sit down and make small talk.

For some unknown reason, the seat beside the baby pram became ‘prime seat’. It was initially occupied by KP, who spent like a good 30 min ignoring us and playing the “you- are- such- a- handsome- little- boy” game with Ace.

GH had to wait very long for her turn and when it finally came, she started playing the “do-you-want-aunty-to-carry-you” game with him. When she stopped halfway to join in our conversation, KP scolded her and said that PRIME SEAT meant her job is to play with Ace. “How can you ignore him?”

The two aunties even decided that they shall annul their marriages (they are getting ROMed at the end of the year) and wait for Ace for 20 years. Muahahahaha…

I hope their husbands Mike and Joe are not reading this!

Hiya, 2 months old can mesmerize women a quarter century older. Wonder wat is going to happen when Ace is 20 years old.

But THAT would be HIS problem, not mine ;)

PS: Girls, if you are reading this, thanks for the great night out and the warm birthday wishes! You girls are the best! Thanks for always being there for me through thick and thin!