Jackass!

Sometimes, I really think that my son is a very amazing little boy.

School reopened and during the holidays, he asked if I could buy him a folder where he can put all the worksheets he has so that he does not need to put them in his bag as it adds considerable weight.

After searching high and low, we found a nice little folder with a handle that he can bring to school.

Because I know wat a blur sotong he is, I expect him to be not used to having something extra to carry.

So, I reminded him early in the morning before we left the house to remember to bring his file home.

I sent him to school and then before we did our goodbye hug and kiss, I reminded him again to bring his file back to school.

True enough, when he came home, he walked into the house with no file in hand!

So  asked him.."Where is your file?"

"What file.."

"Your blue file?" I asked again.

"In my bag what..." he replied but looked like he still did not know what I was talking about...

"Your blue file.. the one with the handle?"

"What handle.." Ace asked.. giving me the "what toking you" look...


"THe blue file with a handle that we bought during school holidays?" I asked again... hoping that giving more info and description will help him remember..

And then, his memory came back and the realization hit him... his face went from perplexed to "OH SHIT! I FORGOT!"

And he became really kan cheong. "I have to go back and take it! I have to go back and take it!" And he ran out of the house..

I did not even get to ask him why and how and there he is again on his way back to school to collect his file.

Apparently, he got distracted cos he was quarreling with his friends. And his homework was actually worksheets that he put inside the file. So he HAD to go back and collect it again.

We were supposed to go watch a movie together that day... end up, it took him 45 mins to go back and forth school and so we had to rush rush rush to eat, bath and finish his homework to be able to catch the 5.30pm show.

I told Max about it and he said Ace is such a JACKASS... hahaha...

And so you think ONE CUCKOO incident is enough given that school has only started for a few days right?

But Ace apparently does not think so.

Yesterday, he came home and passed me a piece of paper and told me that his teachers said that they are going to have a new timetable. I looked at the timetable and found out that his PE timings were changed from Mon, Tue to Tue, Thur. So I asked him if PE has been changed to tue thur and he said YES.

So yesterday, because he already wore both the PE shirts he had at home, I had to wash it. But because we went to watch a movie, by the time I washed it... it was quite late.. and I had to sleep at 3am so that I can dry his shirt in time. Because he had CCA the next day, I also took time to prepare packed sandwich for him.

Alas, this morning, Ace kept sleeping and sleeping and sleeping and did not want to wake up.  When he finally jumped out of bed, already very late lor and he chi chor lok kio brush up and finish his breakfast.

Suddenly, I saw him walk out of his room in crumpled shirt and pants. I asked him why is he dressed like that and he said cos today no PE. I told him that the timetable he showed me shows that there is PE lor. And he insisted that he copied the timetable wrongly and insisted on going to school like this.

I told him take out the shirt, I iron it while he wear his shoes and he din want to...

So I let him be lor. And because he was late and in a rush, end up, he also din bring his sandwich lor.

Jackass indeed!!!!!

Updates:
Jackass acts cannot come in twos.. have to 接二，连三 lor..

Someone came home from school today and I reminded him to change out of his uniform. The reason I gave him is that white uniform difficult to was if very sweaty...

So he took off his shirt and continued to sit there and not move.

Then my friend came visiting, and he ran in to change into a tshirt but refused to change out of his pants.. in the end.. someone ate chocolate ice cream and dripped on his pants and now his pants look like he shit on them.

MEGA SIGH....

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