Boh liao joke of the day...
I found a dead fly outside the toilet door while Ace was doing big business.
Me: Ace, oh my god! Your poop is so smelly, the fly died while fling pass!
Ace: (after finishing his business, coming out of the toilet and taking a closer look) Oh yeah mummy, the fly really died! OMG! That is SO OFFENSIVE.. the fly is so offensive!
Me: You are offended by the fly?????
Ace: Ya! (with firm nod of his head)
Me: But you killed him with smelly poop and you are offended by him??!!!
I guess he is just really offended that the fly thinks his poop is smelly enough to faint and die.. Hahaha..
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